Anyway, I've made a big decision: this blog right here is going down. Now, before you type your emails proclaiming your indignation at my flipfloppery, allow me to clarify: this.
Let me say that a bit louder, just to make sure you didn't miss any of it:
While I'm happy with my decision, somewhat of a problem will be that I won't have as much control over coding and aesthetics and such as I do here, and god knows I likes me some total control. But you know, I'll happily hand in some of my delicious power for all those pretty variable metatags, commenting systems, permalinks and other such pretty, shiny joy that PHP provides. Perhaps - and this is me out on a limb - you won't have to kill yourself of misery.
And guess what? Merry horsemas, a happy new year, and a jolly fucking easter, my friend. And read my blog! It's super duper.