disclaimer - of sorts

The views on this website are mine and mine alone. Well, that's probably not entirely true; certainly also some other people agree with me on what I say. But they don't, you know, have anything to do with me. Well, except some, that is, but they don't do anything on this website, since they apparently don't want to be famous, like me.
For the above reason, I advise you to not harass anyone I know. They will probably look at you in great surprise and generally get very mad at me for sending you their way, which of course I didn't. So, if you're planning on harassing anyone, it had better be me you're after.

There is need nor reason to show up at my house with torches and pitchforks, commanding me to enter into the open. I will not. I will shut the doors, lock the catflap, and just to taunt you, sit behind my double-glazed window and read a good book over a glass of whisky. I've been threatened enough to be very insensitive about these things, and if you do feel the urge to step out of the usual pattern of rabidly instructing me in the nature of God's wrath and make a physical threat toward me, I assure you, I will laugh at you only more contemptuously and dismiss everything you say with even more of the arrogant flair that pissed you off in the first place.

I am interested in rationally worded, constructive criticisms. If you disagree with what I say, do not simply yell at me that I suck, but offer me your potentially superior view. Tell me why I'm wrong, but also tell me why you're right.

You think about that. When you're through, go out on the streets, pick up some litter, make sure everyone knows that they don't have to worry about anything, and remember: you can make this world a better place, if you believe you can. Don't waste your time on petty disagreements or invisible pink unicorns.

We're best friends, you and I.


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